Tight Maternity Pants Give You Gas

For anyone who is considering pregnancy, be for warned that when your belly grows, your maternity pants, or in my case, the cutest denim shorts, don't always grow to the size that you are. This is the maternity industries plot to steal your money. It's just like having a baby I reckon, you have to buy new clothes every 3 months or you go nekkid. Anyway I am pissed and now I am very gassey because the shorts lining is pressing into my abdomin and cause great gas.